Proudly serving Ghouls since 1 BD
Do you need liquidity for your shitcoins?
Victim of a rug pull?
Perhaps you ended up at $BASED and have no idea what's going on?
Well, you're in luck!! Here at GHOULribble's
Moonbase and Moonbased Accessories/Liquidity and Liquidation Services
, we offer the finest [only] Liquidity and Liquidation Services on Moonbase!
How does it work, Mr. GHOULribble?
Glad you asked, Ray.
Using "state-of-the-art" Moonbase Rover technology, I have devised [hacked] a way to ensure that your shitcoin has a stable
and sustainable liquidity solution for 365 Earth days. I take an LP token and create a new ETH pair with it on Uniswap. A Moonbase rover gets created
for the original LP token, the rover gets launched and any LP tokens sent to the rover contract get vested over the next 365 days (prorated from date of launch).
I'm pleased to announce that $BASED now has 3 Liquidity
Are the LPs stuck in the Rover forever?
Negative, Ray. Rovers run on $BASED and $BASED is a very volatile, yet very [somewhat] valuable asset. There will be swarms of ghouls seeking to
pilfer $BASED out of the Rover, but I have enough duct tape on hand to ensure only a little bit of $BASED leaks at a time.
Sounds too good to be true.
To be honest, you're probably right and there's a good chance that have I have made serious errors in my calculations.
Behold! To celebrate the launch of Based Loans and the newly launched
Liquidity Rovers, I'm excited to announce EXTREMELY [un]LIMITED Edition Commemorative Plates
! All proceeds will go towards market buying the different
forms of $BASED, adding liquidity and locking it in each Rover.